{"id":109,"date":"2010-09-01T07:28:03","date_gmt":"2010-09-01T11:28:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.littlealbanystreet.dreamhost.com\/officehaiku\/?p=109"},"modified":"2010-05-18T16:28:32","modified_gmt":"2010-05-18T20:28:32","slug":"thirsty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ianmacallen.com\/officehaiku\/thirsty\/","title":{"rendered":"Thirsty"},"content":{"rendered":"

\nClients get bagels.
\nExecutives get lunches.
\nWe don’t get water.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Clients get bagels. Executives get lunches. We don’t get water.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lunch"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ianmacallen.com\/officehaiku\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ianmacallen.com\/officehaiku\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ianmacallen.com\/officehaiku\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ianmacallen.com\/officehaiku\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ianmacallen.com\/officehaiku\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=109"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ianmacallen.com\/officehaiku\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ianmacallen.com\/officehaiku\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ianmacallen.com\/officehaiku\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ianmacallen.com\/officehaiku\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}