Boss procrastinates,
Stay late fixing his errors.
He goes home early.

The phone rings at five.
The boss has a flat tire.
Why did I answer?

The boss wonders why
Productivity declines.
No bonus this year!

One percent raises,
Quote: “Slimmer profit margin,”
Boss buys a new boat.

Out of letterhead
The boss still has order forms
Need her signature.

Asked to golf outing,
Funny pants make my skin itch.
Caddy for the boss.

Calling a vendor,
The boss interrupts conversation.
Missed what sales rep said.

Drinks with Co-Workers
Gossip about our boss
She over hears me

Reading news online,
See the Company mentioned:
Embezzlement, fraud.

Boss brings dog to work
Chews through my leather briefcase
"She's so Cute," I say.