Office Haiku By Category

'The Boss'
Machines
Personnel
General

Other Office Diversions

Artificial Instant Messenges
Ten Reasons Why
Office Links

Can't Get Enough Haiku

Haikus for Jews
Redneck Haiku
Honku
Cat Haiku
Gay Haiku

Office Reading

Since The Layoffs: A Novel
A Working Stiff's Manifesto:
Dilbert - The Complete Series
Honku : The Zen Antidote to Road Rage

Movies To Watch

Office Space
Haiku Tunnel
Modern Times

Office Machines

Computer crashes
Deleting three weeks of work.
Macs ruin my life.

Lonely fax machine
Dials for a lover,
Exchanges digits.

Detritus data
Seeking single fax machine,
Plain paper preferred.

My voicemail is full.
Screeching messages cried by
Forlorn fax machine

Faxing invoices,
Busy signal interferes,
Connection denied.

Internet goes down
I’m confused without Google.
Stare at monitor.

Office temperature
Drops below fifty degrees
Can’t touch thermostat.

Call the tech support.
"You've never had this happen?"
Stick with typewriters.

My life has become
Microsoft Windows Update
Install in progress

Lost Palm Pilot
Forgot to back up my data.
Re-enter my contacts.

Reloaded Toner.
Filled Primary Paper Tray.
Now why won't it print?

Reloaded Toner.
Filled Primary Paper Tray.
Now why won't it print?