Office Haiku

Exclusive Clubs

Seventh floor men’s room
where everyone goes to shit,
like a social club.

Posted on Wednesday, October 19th, 2011 at 3:13 am | Tagged under Office Policy
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Business Plans

Drinking after work,
watching the boss get drunk.
Planning to blackmail him.

Posted on Monday, October 17th, 2011 at 8:01 am | Tagged under The Boss
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Working Hard or Hardly Working

Beat the boss to work,
stay after leaves at night.
Still no promotion.

Posted on Thursday, October 13th, 2011 at 5:01 am | Tagged under Pay, The Boss
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Technical Mistake

Typing up reports
focused on office tech skills.
Forget to save draft.

Posted on Monday, October 10th, 2011 at 4:00 am | Tagged under Computers
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Free Lunch

Free lunch on Fridays:
Fights over the last sandwich.
No more free lunches.

Posted on Thursday, October 6th, 2011 at 7:58 am | Tagged under Lunch
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Lessons

Over educated
secretary gets coffee–
boss dropped out of school.

Posted on Monday, October 3rd, 2011 at 4:57 am | Tagged under Personnel, The Boss
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Short Changed

Creditors calling,
unpaid invoices stacking up.
Bankruptcy coming.

Posted on Thursday, September 29th, 2011 at 6:56 am | Tagged under Complaints Department
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Trouble Communicating

The internet phones
do provide cheaper service–
Can’t call tech support.

Posted on Monday, September 26th, 2011 at 3:55 am | Tagged under Computers
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Accidental Security

Password protocol:
Constant new combinations.
Always forgetting.

Posted on Thursday, September 22nd, 2011 at 4:55 am | Tagged under Computers
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Tough Negotiation

Transit workers strike,
damning commuters to cars.
No one is happy.

Posted on Monday, September 19th, 2011 at 5:54 am | Tagged under Commuting
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