Office Haiku

Free Lunch

Free lunch on Fridays:
Fights over the last sandwich.
No more free lunches.

Posted on Thursday, October 6th, 2011 at 7:58 am | Tagged under Lunch
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Important clients
Receive hefty gift baskets.
I stole their cheeses.

Posted on Friday, October 8th, 2010 at 7:41 am | Tagged under Lunch
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Clients get bagels.
Executives get lunches.
We don’t get water.

Posted on Wednesday, September 1st, 2010 at 7:28 am | Tagged under Lunch
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Got free lunch today,
Think the job isn’t so bad.
Stuck at my desk late.

Posted on Friday, July 23rd, 2010 at 9:07 am | Tagged under Lunch
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Lunch thief steals my food.
I season with laxatives.
My boss gets the runs.

Posted on Friday, May 28th, 2010 at 8:02 am | Tagged under Lunch
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Send Fruit! Send Crackers!
Office gift baskets are great,
Re-give to my friends

Posted on Tuesday, May 18th, 2010 at 2:15 pm | Tagged under Lunch
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Place a lunch order
Clients call to make changes.
Eat cold lunch at four.

Posted on Friday, May 6th, 2005 at 12:59 pm | Tagged under Clients, Lunch
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Working late, skipped lunch,
I drank diet coke instead.
Now I have the gas.

Posted on Wednesday, July 21st, 2004 at 12:11 pm | Tagged under Lunch
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Morning coffee break
Hungover on Rye Whiskey
Promise, not again

Posted on Friday, July 18th, 2003 at 12:42 pm | Tagged under Lunch
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