Inconvenient Hours
Coordinating
Between Asia and Europe
Someone stays up late.
Long Weekend
Clients call at 5–
on Friday afternoon.
There goes the weekend.
Customer Service
Angry customers
Demand their money returned.
They never paid us.
Wrong Number
Called the billing office,
Gave me another number.
It’s disconnected.
Working Hard for the Money
Clients make claims
They were never told the price.
Hard work for nothing.
Feeding Time
Place a lunch order
Clients call to make changes.
Eat cold lunch at four.
Color Choices
The Client Knows Best:
Move it left, change the color.
Why have consultants?
Out of Office
Day off on Friday
Ruined by pesky clients.
Cellular phones stink.
An Excellent Idea
The Client Brainstorms:
We appear interested.
Secretly, doodle.
