Discounts

Important meeting
flying economy class
wrinkle suit, smell bad.



Snow Job

Office parking lot
never plowed out very well.
Car gets stuck in snow.



Tough Negotiation

Transit workers strike,
damning commuters to cars.
No one is happy.



Around and Around

Serpentine highways
weaving around office parks.
Commute in circles.



Fast Lane

Highway overpass
more crowded each passing week,
wish there was a train.



Costly Commutes

Higher gas prices
eat away all my wages.
At least, fewer cars.



You and Me and Everyone Else

Try beating traffic
leaving early on Friday
As is everyone.



Animated Office Haiku



Transferred

Transferred to Texas;
Then sent to North Dakota.
Finally, I’m fired.



Loud Talkers

Blackberries tingle,
People yell into cell phones,
Subway ride ruined.






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