Patent Troll
Earn royalties from
patent pending devices,
without working hard.
Poorly Scheduled
The morning meeting
runs well into the afternoon.
No work completed.
Exclusive Clubs
Seventh floor men’s room
where everyone goes to shit,
like a social club.
Early Get Away
Holiday weekends
leaving early on Friday
to sit in traffic.
Talk to Me
Personal phone calls
are not allowed on the job…
unless the boss leaves
Photocopies
The copier code
bills the client for each page
of my printed ass.
Over Exposed
Hadn’t gotten dressed
for the conference call.
Forgot: video.
Lower the Bar
Failing to meet goals.
With lowered expectations,
finally, success.
The Importance of Brevity
Writing long memos
regarding office supplies,
run out of paper.
New Stuff
FedEx packages
Come to the wrong office suite,
Now they are all mine.
